ACTUAL EVENTS DEPICTED:
Me: Hi! It’s Mari! The address is XXXXX XX Street!
Shorty after, I get a phone call and I explain to the dude that sorry, I texted the wrong number. A few minutes later, he starts texting me back.
Dude: Are you available
Me: How so?
Dude: To go out
Me: Uh, with a complete stranger? Why would you want that? I might be really horrible.
Dude: Do you work
Me: Of course I do.
Dude: Are you working now
Me: I’m not interested, if that’s what you’re getting at. I don’t even know you!
Dude: Me neither but someone else had my phone and wondering how you got this number
Me: By typing in the wrong number! I wasn’t looking for you!
DUDES ARE CONFUSING.