Archive for May, 2009

Nhon Hoa!

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

I love Vietnamese subs, or banh mi. Colonialism has generally been good for food, usually meaning that the Mother country gets to have some extra spices, or, in the case of England and Holland, an adopted cuisine far superior to the native one. Vietnam, however, won the culinary lottery. Southeast Asian food mated with French? HOLD ME BACK!

This particular snack food is brilliant. A crunchy baguette, made into a sandwich with various meat fillings (pate, head cheese, yummy Vietnamese meatballs, and so on) with a relish of picked carrots, hot peppers, and some sprigs of cilantro. Oh my. And at the Nhon Hoa (kitty corner to Pagolac in Chinatown), they are only $3.50. A few years ago, they were even cheaper, and back then my metabolism could handle eating two for $4.50. Amazing!

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Racial diversity. Disney. Finally?

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Disney is releasing an animated “princess” who is black. Here is the NY Times article on that:

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/31/fashion/31disney.html

People are applauding this, saying that a black princess is long overdue. However, there are doubts– will she reinforce rather than break stereotypes? On the other hand,  we  need to know those stereotypes in order to understand the importance of breaking those stereotypes, which requires depicting them… blah blah blah. Good luck, Disney! No one is going to be happy, except for the little girls who may or may not internalize the tacit racism that continues to haunt Disney’s dodgy heritage– Walt was, possibly, an anti-Semite. And if you hate Jews, you probably hate a lot of other people, too.

I have a complicated relationship with Disney. The classic animations raised me, and virtually all other western-raised kids of my generation. They were innovative, beautiful, and told traditional stories that I love. On the other hand, those images of pretty, willowy, white princesses never reflected who I was/am. I remember wishing I was blonde and blue eyed, like Aurora from Sleeping Beauty or Alice in Wonderland. Eventually I outgrew that, but still. There’ll always be a frisson of self-hate at my appearance, deep down, that forces me to tell myself: different is good. Someone’s gonna fall for my unique looks. Right?

Depictions of Asians in Disney were pretty much limited to the (evil) Siamese cats in Aristocats. Um, that doesn’t help. Mulan did a lot to make me feel represented (and she’s probably the most independent princess thus far), but is representation enough? Real-life role models were always more important to me, but there’s no denying the power of an “official” depiction. And for kids, if it exists in Disney, than it’s real. Normal. That is, if seeking normal is OK.

And putting out there a black princess, and Asian princess, a Native American princess, and Arabic princess– that matters. It’s great! It’s inclusive! But does that put princesses of colour in opposition to white princesses? Snow White, Aurora, Cinderella, Belle, and Ariel is a wide range of characters. Will we eventually see a half dozen black princesses as well? I hope so. And I hope eventually she won’t have to shoulder the burden of being exactly the right role model. I hope someday we can all agree that they’re all stories, and that they’re kinda antifeminist anyhow, and we shouldn’t worry about it.

What it comes down to is this: Disney (probably) means well. They know that little black girls and their parents are hungry for those images that reflect who they are and what they look like. I know I still am.

Il Divo

Monday, May 25th, 2009

Holy frickin’ crap. This has got to be the weirdest night ever.

Il Divo, as you well know, are four handsome men who are opera-trained singers who perform  pop songs (and the occasional real opera number) to swooning soccer moms. So, going there with Tom was kind of perfect. We were seated *this* close to the stage. Like, eye contact close. And I only felt a little bit guilty, to be taking up such prime spots while giggling like teenage hyenas for an hour and a half. Jeepers, it was so funny!

This is not to say that our boys are untalented. Quite the opposite: they are oozing with singing ability, and at least one of them does perform in actual opera in the off season. They sing hard and long. But oh dear, it’s so over the top. Opening with There’s a Place For Us, then onto Unchained Melody (in Italian, natch), with bewildering videos of Elizabethan women surrounded by our Divos and two black and tan hounds. Or a burning wedding dress. Or, to accompany Nights in White Satin, women in white dresses cut down to *there*, making sex faces and swaying gently.

There’s a formula to their songs. First, each one sings a verse. Then they sing the chorus together. Then maybe two of them harmonize a verse. Then they change keys, and sing the shit out of the chorus. Rinse, repeat. During the moments that they are not singing, they stare intensely out into the audience, without actually connecting to them. Unless you are Carlos, in which case, you raise your eyebrow.

I’m pretty sure Sebastian smiled at me. Or not. Who knows? Actually, at one point, Tom claims that David (the one who looks like Kevin Bacon, and the one both of us has interviewed) noticed us both laughing and gave us a nod. It makes me love him, just a little.

However, I had been enjoying also a glass of chilled chardonnay, which hit me like a Mack truck during the intermission. Woops. But after I passed out, I felt fine. Did you know there are EMT’s at the Rexall to deal with people like me? And they were so nice. This is a night I will never forget. Except for the 30 seconds that I was on the floor. Hooray!

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Doors Open

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

If you’ve lived in an area for long enough, there are memories everywhere. That’s one of the great things about being a tourist in your hometown: not only do you learn new, overlooked facts, but you also recall all the things that happened at a certain place. You’re a time traveler.

Derive is a public art project that runs a few times a year. With this tour, you are given not a map, but an algorithm. For example, walk one block, turn left. Walk two more, turn right. Walk until you get to an alley, walk down the alley, repeat. It’s sort of guided, but mostly it’s up to you to notice details and record them. I took my camera.

This particular tour took place in the Oliver/Grandin area. Now, there’s personal history! During one summer about eight years ago, I spent a great deal of time with my friend Shannon, who used to live in one of the character apartment buildings on Jasper. That was one of the happiest/worst summers of my life, becoming inseparable with a group of friends who I still consider some of my best, but also becoming wrapped up in a relationship that was intense, yet deeply unhealthy. A little over a year later, I would share a house with that guy, a few blocks east and south of that apartment. The best and worst of times.

The photos I took are beautiful, though. Oddball. The neighbourhood itself is largely yuppie, though there are surprise pockets of weirdness here and there. Like these:

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That walk finished early enough for me to walk across the bridge to join Todd Babiak on his Garneau tour, which points out where the main characters from his book, The Garneau Block, would live if they actually existed. We started at the Sugarbowl, then to Vivid Print to chat with Mark Wilson, who is a Garneau area enthusiast. He showed us maps and reproductions of old documents and explained why the neighbourhood is important. Then we headed down an alleyway, to the imagined homes of Madison Weiss, Jonas, the handsome Indian man, and the Wong/Tertlesky residence. I liked Book of Stanley better, but Garneau Block is a really great read in terms of setting Edmonton of the early ’00s down. And I like the romance part of it, too.

In any case, then it was down to the university, to Emily Murphy House where we saw this little one:

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Todd said, “That’s good luck!” Which is great. It is! 

Then we went back to the Sugarbowl, which turns out to be much older than I imagined– my imagination goes back to the ’90s, but it’s about 50 years old. There are a heck of a lot of stories to be told about that place. For example, when I was in third year university, it was the first place I ever passed out from drinking. It wasn’t yet licensed, but on of my professors had fed us a great deal of white wine in order to facilitate discussion that day. Apparently I didn’t have enough to eat or something, and when I went to the cafe to meet a friend, I promptly felt dizzy and lurched into the ladies’ room to pass out. Later that year, it was there that I discovered that Kurt Cobain had shot himself, and that my boyfriend no longer loved me.

Rabbits

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

There is a bumper crop of rabbits at the Humane Society, so much so that they’ve got them on a two-for-one special. This is so sad!

I’ve had rabbits in my life. My first rabbit, Lint, was a friendly white Rex who I brought home on a whim when I was 20. Her price at the store (and no, I would NEVER buy a pet from a store now!) was reduced after the Easter demand abated. I really loved Lint. She was, unlike many rabbits, a cuddler who loved to be held and spend time on my lap, very gentle and funny. Such character!

People need to know that rabbits are NOT short-lived rodents that you can have for a couple of years as a starter pet for kids. They are not for kids! For one, they are not rodents. They are lagomorphs. They can live up to 10-12 years. My sister’s rabbit Speck and my parents’ rabbit Violet both reached at least that. And because of they are built for powerful bursts of speed (heavy muscle, light bones) you can’t be rough with them like a dog. And you can’t leave them in the cage all day; they need social interaction. Rabbits have been known to die from loneliness! You need to feed them good, timothy hay based pellets (cheap rabbit food is designed to put a lot of meat on an animal for commercial production), get them spayed or neutered, and make sure they don’t destroy your house. After all, rabbits are meant to burrow and chew.

You also have to remember that rabbits are prey animals. They are basically always on the lookout for trouble. It takes a lot of interaction before they are comfortable and relaxed. Getting to know a rabbit is probably a little bit like working with mildly autistic children. Rabbits don’t inhabit the same world as we do. I don’t know how else to describe it. Read Watership Down again. You’re going to be dealing with a range of personalities, from a nervous Fiver to an aggressive fighter.

On the other hand devoted rabbit owners know that they can be litter trained, and can be taught to come when they’re called and do tricks. Personally, I was pretty happy with just the litter training. Natural rabbit behaviour is wonderful. There’s the adorable way they like to tear around the house and run circles around your feet. And when they get enough of that, they FLOP: literally throw themselves at the ground! And when you stroke their ears and faces, they get hypnotized. When you stop, they kind of come to with a “Whaa?” look on their faces.

So please, don’t take rabbit ownership lightly. It’s a lifestyle. It’s not for everyone. I likely won’t ever have another rabbit, but if you do, get to know them! Start with the House Rabbit Society.

A short film about Awesome

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

You go to:

http://darcytwarog.com/ 

then you click on “A short film about Awesome” 

 

OK? I love this so much, I need a defibrillator.

Doors Open!

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

This weekend seems like a nice day to spend walking around. Doors Open is a thing that walks you around exploring the city, with some pretty awesome tour guides, like Todd Babiak and Michael Phair. I’m doing a psychogeographic thing with artist Kristy Trinier in Oliver. Sorry Todd.

things I’m totally looking forward to: May 24-30

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

I try to go out at least twice a week. Working at home can be isolating, and even though I really need to spend time alone to be OK, it can start to make you a little, you know, strange. All my sister freelancers seem to have heard this, for a week of commiserating and gossip: Thursday, Caitlin is hosting a potluck at her place, then my publicist pal is having a party at her house on Friday, and then Jay is having a backyard fire next week. Thank frickin’ god. 

And I’ve agreed to see Il Divo on Monday with the Journal’s classical music writer. Though I think it’s a real stretch to call this opera-ish boy band classical music, I am willing to do anything to hang out with Tom. THAT is how good of a friend I am. Also, I am curious. I interviewed one of them a few years ago, and I want to see– with my own eyes– their apparent handsomeness. I hope they sing Unbreak My Heart!

Also, on Saturday, Dance-a-thon!  Mile Zero’s fundraiser party! I’m not doing the -a-thon part, but I’ll certainly do a sprint or two on the floor. YESSSS.

On Sunday, I rest.

No, actually there ARE things!

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Office show! Featuring awesome artist friends! Haven’t seen Blair Brennan and Tim Rechner in ages!

 

Edmonton “Office show” art exhibition brings new life to office space

 

Edmonton, AB – Ever feel like playing games in the office? Or turning your cubicle into an are exhibit? From Thursday, May 21 – Monday, May 25, 2009, Edmontonians can explore office space in a creative new way, through art, video, dance and performance by artists from across Canada. “The Office Show” explores many themes common within office space, like emphasis on order and efficiency and the absence of privacy.

Popular television show like “The Office” and the movie “Office Space” have drawn attention to the daily routines of office workers. “The Office Show” takes the ideas further, exploring both the architecture of office spaces, such as cubicles and corner offices, and the habits of workers who live in the spaces. This exhibition includes the work of installation artists like Blair Brennan, David Janzen and Royden Mills, as well as video work by Halifax artist Jan Peacock, light and sound work by Guelph artist Kenneth Doren and performance by Gerry Morita.

“The Office Show” exhibition is curated by Tiffany Shaw-Collinge and generously supported by Melcor Developments, Latitude 53, MADE in Edmonton, Art Gallery of Alberta Art Rental and Sales, Douglas Printing and the Canada Council for the Arts.

Artists: Blair Brennan (Edmonton), Kenneth Doren (Guelph), Robert Harpin (Edmonton), David Janzen (Edmonton), Jon Lawson (Calgary), Lindsay MacDonald (Calgary), Royden Mills (Edmonton), Gerry Morita (Edmonton), aAron munson (Edmonton), Christopher Payne (Edmonton), Jan Peacock (Halifax), Amie Rangel (Edmonton-California), Tim Rechner (Edmonton), Patrick J. Reed (Edmonton – Iowa), Craig Talbot (Edmonton)


WHEN:
Thursday, May 21 – Saturday, May 23, 2009: noon till 9 pm
Sunday, May 24 – Monday, May 25, 2009: noon till 6 pm

WHERE: 10341 – 124 street

Patrick Watson review and nothing to do this week.

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Is… nothing? Really?

When I used to write my 8 1/2 things to do column, I’d run into weeks like this. But the difference was, I wasn’t looking for things for ME to do, necessarily. I’m writing the blog just so that I’ll be able to remember what I saw and did later, when I look back at it. You know, to prove to myself that I exist.

But this week is going to be quiet, I think. The last couple of weeks have been stellar, so I guess it’s just time to lay low. I mean, the Patrick Watson show alone! I was so happy afterward, I was shaking. Shaking! Popeye cartoons as pre-show? Light triggers on the drums? MUSICAL SAWS?  CRAZYASS MEGAPHONE CONTRAPTION THAT STRAPS ON THE BACK? All to play lovely, lovely songs that filled the McDougall United. The audience was awesome. Once, a guy started yelling stuff out in French, which will probably go a long way to attracting out of province bands back here. Not that it’s already a well-known fact that Edmonton is fully loved by touring acts– the story is that Frank Black, after he played a solo show at Red’s, muttered “I think I’ll be back,” then opened the Pixies reunion there a couple years later. People notice! Anyhow. Edmonton! Kiss kiss!

And the way the band would watch each other and giggle. I was afraid, when the guitarist started the set by bowing on his instrument, that it would be one of those humourlessly pretentious acts that has nothing but contempt for its hipster fanbase. (Xiu Xiu, I’m looking at you.) But no! They turned out not to be pretentious AT ALL, but are in fact are ECCENTRIC.  A little passion and openness is the difference. Which I love.

This is why I haven’t been going to as many music shows as I used to– not, as some may argue, because I’m OLD and can’t stand it anymore! It’s not that (although a comfortable chair could go a long way…) but because I can’t stand being bored by music anymore. It breaks my heart. I’d prefer to search for recordings that make me happy, once in a blue moon, than go out every night to see something that makes me not love music anymore. I hate having to be cynical. So I stopped. I might have to re-examine my gig laziness and actually find out what’s coming up.

If I do end up doing stuff this week, looks like movies. Metro has its Turkey Shoot with funny, funny Jeff Page and Dave Clarke on Wednesday, featuring Top Gun. Oh my! And the new Terminator starts on Friday. And I still want to see Lymelife at the Princess. No matter. I think the week after will be really super fun. We’ll see.

Oh! And I also learned never to wear a hat on stage. It seemed really uncomfortable.